Several, several months ago, the office had one of those donation drives for pull-tabs from coke (or "soda," for my non-Southern readers) cans. I guess the deal is that some generous corporation/charity agrees to donate a fixed amount for every pull-tab collected. For about a month, a collection bucket lived in each break room, steadily accumulating aluminum tabs. The drive ended, the buckets disappeared, and all was well.
Not so fast.
Imagine my horror to discover (today) a large plastic bag laden with pull-tabs, abandoned to the depths of of a breakroom cabinet. I demand answers! I predict that when this story breaks, it will make that whole Oil-for-Food fiasco look like a joke. (Which it was.)