Thursday, April 13, 2006

Another Bogus Mathematical Theorem

Departmental Lunch + Chinese Buffet = Decreased Office Productivity

or, otherwise stated:

The likelihood of workplace napping increases proportionally with the number of plates eaten at the China Buffet.

(We're still trying to determine whether it is merely a linear relationship, or whether an exponent should be added to account for the influence of General Tso.)

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