(Yeah, I know that subject line is a rip-off. Whatever.)
Couresty of Lark News:
Blessing the iPod: Churches sanctify music devices
The part about pastors urging youth group kids to burn their raunchy CD's (with fire, that is) and delete them from iTunes is a riot, especially when one pastor reveals his plans for another blessing service for the new video models:
"You can't have Jesus in your heart and Desperate Housewives on your iPod,'" he says.
(Shout out to Trevor: I know what you got for Christmas, and I think you know what you need to do, if you haven't already. Amen.)